Shrouded in Secrecy: Fast Food Is Not

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Fast Food and Life

A lot of things are "shrouded in secrecy". But one thing we can depend on and will never be shrouded in secrecy is greasy and salty food that's relatively cheap and promptly served. Let's explore this topic!!!

Shrouded in Grease and Salt

It's what we love

It's a pretty often used and well-known phrase, and I think we all know what it means: It means we don't know about it, but really want to know about it or maybe don't at all want to know about it. So, for instance, some government agencies are "shrouded in secrecy": These include, but are not limited to: The CIA, The FBI, The NSA, and even maybe NASA sometimes; especially when you are considering aliens from outer space.

However, without digging too much, and it might be instructive, we can understand the meaning of this phrase "shrouded in secrecy" by knowing what is not shrouded in secrecy. I give you here something that I think you might hesitatingly agree is not shrouded in secrecy: Fast Food.

We know what it is: Food...that is fast. We also know that its main contents are greasy animal fat and salt; also, in some cases, a lot of refined sugar. Why not? You only live once, and if you have to die, why not die slowly but surely.

Here's one you might have thought of, and think it's shrouded in secrecy: Ice Cream topped with bacon! Sounds good, don't it?

But who wants to be fancy? Why not good old fashion slapped together sloppily fun-filled bacon cheese burgers?! Check this out!

I know what you're thinking: Plenty of fat and bacon, not enough sugar. You've got to sacrifice sometimes for what you love.

But it's not just that. We must learn to accept all forms of food, no matter what it does to the arteries, liver, kidneys, heart, eyesight, erections, or the capacity to walk. Also, they need to make those booths at the fast food restaurants bigger, I can barely fit.

But, while we're talking about it, doesn't this look good?

Those burgers have onions, so I'm pretty sure they are good for you. Little known fact: Onions kill fat and salt. Onions entirely counteract any unhealthy elements in your food.

So, I know you prefer to dip you french fries in your chocolate milk shake, but periodically consider just mixing your fried potatoes directly into your ice cream; it will save a lot of time and energy and your precious labor to not have to dip each fry or hand-full of fries into your milkshakes. Think about it. It's just smart.

Finally, I would like to state that it is important that though many things are shrouded in secrecy, we should be grateful that we have fast food which is all out in the open.

Thank you, and God bless.

It's a coronary trinity.

But it's what we know and love. Dip your fries!

 

Seating in fast food restaurants is getting smaller and smaller

This guy can barely fit into the seat

This could do damage to your belly with the table digging into your mounds of flesh.

3 Non-Secrets of the Fast Food Industry

Things To Remember

• Seating In Fast Food Restaurants Is Getting Smaller
• Onions Kill Greasy Fat and Salt and Other So-called "Unhealthy" Elements In Food
• When a Dish Lacks Refined Sugar, Fatty Bacon Can Be Used As a Substitute
  

Food Choices!

You decide

Which is better?

1. Dipping fries in your milkshake
2. A stack of ten beef patties smothered in cheese and mayonaisse on a white bread bun
3. Rat poison